Just wanted to share two funny things I heard while vegging out in front of the TV. The quotes below aren't verbatim:
(1) "In the end, we're all black...in the dark." - Some black celebrity-dude-person, I can't remember who, on some music channel.
(2) "Anything a man can do, a woman can do better. Except the stupid things." - Kimora Lee Simmons (she is so hot)